8oz “A Sympathetic Pat” Flask

Brand: Top Shelf Flasks
Model Number: F8FTFSYMP
Availability: In Stock

Price: $15.95

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8oz “A Sympathetic Pat” Flask

This is a great flask for being comedic with group of friends, sadly, and interestingly enough, those who have suffered a head injury, or suffer from one of the frontotemporal dementias, are simply unable to comprehend the intended sarcasm.

Sarcasm is a large component of social interaction and conversation.  This flask can be used to demonstrate your sense of humor, by “breaking the ice” during initial encounters with others. This flask can also be used as a means of being comedic with groups of friends.  The premium vinyl black wrapped flask features a “sympathetic” gesture towards many people we encounter in life. “Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... ... With a hammer.”  The ellipsis in the phrase is divided by a “sincere” floral design.

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